Welcome to Galaxy Quest Quotes! Here you will find a collection of some of the most memorable and inspiring quotes from the classic movie Galaxy Quest. From lines of wisdom from the wise Sarris to the hilarious quips from the crew of the NSEA Protector, these quotes will bring a smile to your face and provide a little extra motivation
Galaxy Quest quotes from Gwen DeMarco
🔵“Ducts? Why is it always ducts?” — Gwen DeMarco
🔵“Jason, we are actors, not astronauts.” — Gwen DeMarco
🔵“Let’s get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.” — Gwen DeMarco
🔵“Look! I have one job on this lousy ship. It’s *stupid*, but I’m gonna do it! Okay?” — Gwen DeMarco
🔵“No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.” — Gwen DeMarco
🔵“Self-control? That’s funny coming from the guy that slept with every Terrakian slave girl and Moon Princess on the show.” — Gwen DeMarco
“We shouldn’t have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is it here?” — Gwen DeMarco
🔵“Well forget it! I’m not going. This episode was badly written!” — Gwen DeMarco
🔵“What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway.” — Gwen DeMarco
🔵“You’ve got to admit, they really do love him.” — Gwen DeMarco
Galaxy Quest quotes from Guy Fleegman
🔵“Because I died… in episode 81!” — Guy Fleegman
🔵“Hey guys, there’s a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy.” — Guy Fleegman
🔵“HEY! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air? You don’t know!” — Guy Fleegman
“I changed my mind. I wanna go back.” — Guy Fleegman
🔵“I know! You construct a weapon. Look around. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?” — Guy Fleegman
🔵“I’m just a glorified extra, Fred. I’m a dead man, anyway.” — Guy Fleegman
🔵“I’m just jazzed about being on the show, man.” — Guy Fleegman
🔵“I’m not? Then what’s my last name?” — Guy Fleegman
🔵“If I’m gonna die, I’d rather go out a hero than a coward.” — Guy Fleegman
🔵“Oh that is just not right.” — Guy Fleegman
Galaxy Quest quotes from Sir Alexander Dane
🔵“By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.” — Sir Alexander Dane
🔵“Could they be the miners?” — Sir Alexander Dane
🔵“Don’t speak, Quellek.” — Sir Alexander Dane
🔵“I see you’ve managed to get your shirt off.” — Sir Alexander Dane
🔵“That’s not too bad. We’ll get you to the medical quarters, and you’ll be fine.” — Sir Alexander Dane
Humorous Quotes From ‘Galaxy Quest’
🔵” The throat, the mouth… Its vulnerable spots.”-Tommy Webber, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings.-Guy Fleegman, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“By Grabthar’s hammer, you shall be avenged.”-Alex as Lazarus, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“Go for the eyes. Like in episode 22..”-Tommy Webber, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“Guys… Red thingy moving toward the green thingy. Red thingy moving toward the green thingy!”-Guy Fleegman, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“I don’t believe there is a man, woman, or child on my planet who does not. In the years since we first received your ship’s historical documents, we have studied every facet of your missions, technologies, and strategies.”-Mathesar, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“I know… You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?”-Guy Fleegman, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“I see you managed to get your shirt off.”-Alexander Dane, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“I’m just a glorified extra, Fred, I’m a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I’d rather go out a hero than a coward.”-Guy Fleegman, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It’s stupid, but I’m going to do it, okay?”-Gwen DeMarco, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
“Never give up – never surrender.”-Mathasar, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“Nobody knows. Do you know why? My character isn’t important enough for a last name. Because I’m going to die five minutes in, why bother to come up with a last name for me?”-Guy Fleegman, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“See, that’s your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.”-Alexander Dane, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now, look at me. Look at me! I won’t go out there and say that stupid line one more time.”-Alexander Dane, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“We shouldn’t have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is it here?”-Gwen DeMarco, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“Well forget it! I’m not going. This episode was badly written!”-Gwen DeMarco, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“Well, it’s… This was a device we discovered on an alien planet. We don’t know what it does either.”-Jason Nesmith, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway.”-Gwen DeMarco, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself”-Tommy Webber, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
🔵“You’ll forgive my impertinence, sir, but even though we never before met, I always considered you as a father to me.”-Quellek, ‘Galaxy Quest’.
The Funniest And Most Quotable Lines From Galaxy Quest
🔵“You had a part people loved. My TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.” – Gwen
🔵“Cause it’s on the television show.” -Jason
🔵“By Grabthar’s Hammer, what a savings.” -Alexander
🔵“Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it exploded?” -Jason
🔵“I played Richard III. There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won’t go out there and say that stupid line one more time.” – Alexander
🔵“It’s a rock monster. It doesn’t have motivation.” -Jason
🔵“Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It’s stupid, but I’m going to do it, okay?” -Gwen
🔵“Never give up, never surrender.” – Jason
🔵“See, that’s your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.” -Alexander
🔵“Sure, they’re cute now. In a second, they’re going to get mean, and they’re going to get ugly somehow, and there’s going to be a million more of them.” -Guy
🔵“There’s a red thingy moving towards the green thingy… I think we’re the green thingy.” -Guy
🔵“Uh, alright, dinner’s at seven.” -Brandon’s Mom
🔵“Well forget it! I’m not doing it! This episode was badly written!” -Gwen
🔵“Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it’s, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we’re gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation.” -Brandon
🔵“What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn’t have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?” -Gwen
🔵“Where are you going with all those fireworks?” -Brandon’s Mom
🔵“You’re just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?” -Alexander
Verdict
The beloved sci–fi comedy Galaxy Quest is a great movie for all ages, with its witty dialogue and heartfelt messages. Although the movie takes place in space, it deals with much more profound themes like friendship, courage, and loyalty. The unforgettable quotes from this movie remind us that our dreams are worth pursuing and that we should never give up. No matter what our journey may be, we can always look to Galaxy Quest Quotes as a source of inspiration and courage.