“Mad Max Quotes”! Here you will find some of the most iconic and memorable quotes from the Mad Max franchise. From the classic 1979 Mad Max to the 2015 Mad Max: Fury Road, these quotes range from darkly humorous to inspirational and thought-provoking. Whether you’re a fan of the franchise or are simply looking for some powerful lines to help motivate you, this collection of Mad Max quotes will not disappoint.
Mad Max quotes from Max
💠 “Ah, Fif. Do you really expect me to go for that crap?” — Max
💠“The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It’d take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you’re lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.” — Max
“Look. Any longer out on that road and I’m one of them, you know? A terminal crazy… only I got a bronze badge to say I’m one of the good guys.” — Max
💠“I’m scared, Fif. You know why? It’s that rat circus out there. I’m beginning to enjoy it.” — Max
💠“I didn’t come here to discuss it, I came here to say it. I’m through.” — Max
💠“You and me are gonna talk about the Toecutter.” — Max
💠“I wanna know about the tattoo.” — Max
💠“I just can’t get it clear in my head, Jess. He was so full of living, you know? He ran a franchise on it. Now there’s nothing. And here I am trying to put sense to it, when I know there isn’t any.” — Max
💠“Well, I’ll add it to my threat collection.” — Max
Mad Max quotes from Toecutter and Goose
💠“I suppose you don’t need a sense of humor with a pretty face. The only trouble is though, Missy, if you should… lose the face… you’ve got NOTHING.” — Toecutter
💠“Remember him when you look at the night sky!” — Toecutter
💠“The Bronze, they keep you from being proud.” — Toecutter
💠“We have a problem here. She… is not… what she seems.” — Toecutter
💠“You’ve got a pretty face, though. Awful pretty. Awful pretty.” — Toecutter
💠“Anything I say. What a wonderful philosophy you have. Take him away.” — Toecutter
💠“You can shut the gate on this one, Maxie… it’s the duck’s guts!” — Goose
💠“We are 100% SNAFU.” — Goose
💠“What a turkey! Hey, fella! You’re a turkey!” — Goose
💠“Nothin’ a year in the tropics wouldn’t fix.” — Goose
💠“Jimmy the Goose, larger than life and twice as ugly!” — Goose
Mad Max quotes from Nightrider, Grease Rat, and Johnny the Boy
💠“I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I’m hotter than a rollin’ dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, right to FREEDOM!” — Nightrider
“Born with a steering wheel in his hand and lead in his foot. He is the Nightrider cruising at the speed of fright!” — Nightrider
💠“You come for the grunt? She won’t be ready until this afternoon. Still having trouble with the front forks. They’re mongrels to work with.” — Grease Rat
💠“The Toecutter – he knows who I am. I am the Nightrider!” — Nightrider
💠“I am the Nightrider. I’m a fuel-injected suicide machine. I am a rocker, I am a roller, I am a out-of-controller! I’m the Nightrider, baby!” — Nightrider
Conclusion
The Mad Max films have provided us with some of the most memorable quotes in movie history. From Mad Max’s iconic “My life, my rules” to Furiosa’s “We are not things”, these quotes have served as both a source of inspiration and a reminder that we are capable of great things when we are determined to make a difference. Whether it’s the power of hope, the importance of family, or the value of freedom, these quotes have reminded us that we can overcome any obstacle if we believe in ourselves and never give up.