Jimmy fallon is an american comedian, actor, television host, singer, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work in television as a cast member on saturday night live and as the host of late-night talk show the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. His witty and humorous quotes have made him popular among fans worldwide. Here we have collected some of the best jimmy fallon quotes to make you laugh, to motivate and inspire you, and to offer some food for thought.
Funny Jimmy Fallon Quotes About Success And Life
💙 “On ‘Late Night,’ it’s like we’re all in on the joke. That’s what I wanted it to be. I’m not doing something sneaky. Inside jokes, I don’t like those. We can all ride together, and everyone’s on the same thing going, ‘Aha, I know where you’re going here.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I’d be nothing without my wife. She’s the coolest. She’s the greatest. She is the smartest. She’s the funniest. I love her so much. She’s like the – it’s like your best friend for the rest of your life.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “My parents were kind of over protective people. I and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn’t let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can’t dribble on grass.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I’m going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.”- Jimmy Fallon
“I like to see people who are normally serious laugh.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Arnold Schwarzenegger’s publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce ‘gubernatorial.’”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “You only think of the best comeback when you leave.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I didn’t act like I was there. I just got into the story.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “You can’t reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at ‘Late Night,’ we were trying to hire directors, and this guy was like, ‘I see you behind a glass desk.’ I don’t. And he’s like, ‘Yeah, the glass desk.’ I go, ‘I don’t really see me as a glass desk guy.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I sing in the car if I’m in LA, because you’re like soundproofed.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 ‘Have fun’ is my message. Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I like doing energetic things.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “When I was a kid, you would tune in to ‘The Tonight Show’ before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it’s a privilege of mine to be able to be in people’s homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I like being absurd. Being silly.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I wanted to be the next Dana Carve. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on ‘Saturday Night Live.’”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson’s ‘Beat It.’”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I just really don’t like being the center of attention that much. It’s kind of ironic.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I can watch an episode of Jerry Seinfeld, and by the end, I’m just walking around my house, you know, talking like Jerry Seinfeld. ‘What is that? What are you doing? Who is it? What’s going’ – you know, I just had that thing, when I grew up, I’d just start talking like people. You know, I always had that.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Live your life by doing activities that are beneficial.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Life is like a clam, when it opens, you gotta grab the gooey stuff.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Seek, and you shall be disappointed. Knock, and the door shall be slammed in your face.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Everyone looks so much better when they smile.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets… then I got to ‘Saturday Night Live’ where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I’m going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I’m going to go sit with.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I read one chapter of a book and put it down. Thank God for Kindle.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I don’t even read the papers. I read ‘USA Today’ because it has color photos.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I don’t like to kick people when they’re down. I like to kick people when they’re up.”- Jimmy Fallon
Funny Yet Inspiring Jimmy Fallon Quotes
💙 “When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who make balloon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Politics is pop. Our job as comedians – especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience – is to amplify what we think America is thinking.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I’m like ‘You know, maybe I shouldn’t be a Priest.’”- Jimmy Fallon
“My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “The fans were so psyched that someone was doing a movie about a Boston fan that they were giving their all.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “There couldn’t have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It’s beyond baseball. It’s rooting for your family.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I don’t shoot guns. I don’t know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I got to say, I’m really rooting for the Red Sox.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I, of course, wanted to do something with Drew Barrymore. Please. So we were reading scripts back and forth and then we found this script, Fever Pitch.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “The running across the field thing that was the first scene we shot in the movie. We asked the audience to stay for the scene, and 37,000 people stayed.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “In New York, there are so many potholes, they’re like craters on the moon. That’s another traffic thing.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn’t the most popular kid. I wasn’t the nerdiest kid. I was kind of in the middle.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I honestly, purposely have not gone to therapy because I know some crazy stuff’s going to be dragged up and, you know, I’ll be like, ‘Wait, what?’”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things – so we had a surrogate.”- Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon Quotes To Make You Smile
💙 “Thank you, people who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.’”- Jimmy Fallon
“Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: ‘We think we’re important enough to charge money for our garbage.’”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Researchers tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn’t get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, ‘Thank you?’”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I’m on so late I’m definitely the last seconds of anyone’s attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, ‘That’s funny,’ then fall asleep.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you… motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you… Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it’s just like the iPhone except it can’t make calls. So basically, it’s just like the iPhone.- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you… fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would’ve happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you… adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, ‘Hi, I’m over 80 years old.’”- Jimmy Fallon
More Jimmy Fallon Quotes And Sayings
💙 “Listening is more important than talking. Just hit your mark and believe what you say. Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That’s encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I’ve got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs.”- Jimmy Fallon
“Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world’s lamest Ghostbuster. I am not afraid of no leaves.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you… fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I want to be a dad. That’s floating to the top of my list. I think it’s such an important thing. I’m at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, ‘Is it like a puppy?’ And they go, ‘It’s 10 times a puppy.’”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “I often try to reassure myself by saying, ” Well, at least it can’t get any worse.” But the truth is, it always can. And that’s what really terrifies me.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Did you ever sit back and evaluate your life and think, “Boy, things are going just as I always wanted them to?” I didn’t think so.” – Jimmy Fallon
💙 “Thank you… preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “We picked the Red Sox because they lose. If you root for something that loses for 86 years, you’re a pretty good fan. You don’t have to win everything to be a fan of something.”- Jimmy Fallon
💙 “My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family’s had forever, and it’s on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating.”- Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon One-liners And Quotes
💙 “Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.”
💙 “Thank you, people who say ‘Wow, you’re really photogenic,’ for not saying what you really mean: ‘Wow, you’re really ugly in person.'”
💙 “Thank you… fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports.”
💙 “Just listen to people and react to what they are saying.”
💙 “Don’t keep reaching for the stars because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.”
💙 “Have fun is my message.”
💙 “Thank you, yard sales, for being the perfect way to say to your neighbors: ‘We think we’re important enough to charge money for our garbage.'”
💙 “I heard this great story about Andy [Warhol] – that he wanted to open a restaurant where you weren’t allowed to bring anyone. People would have to sit by themselves and eat. There would be just one chair at each table.”
💙 “When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who make ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be.”
💙 “You only think of the best comeback when you leave.”
💙 “… you need to just keep doing what you love doing.”
💙 “Say, didn’t Andy Warhol do the Rolling Stones tongue?”
💙 “Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.”
💙 “The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.”
💙 “Thank you… motion sensor hand towel machine, you never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to a wall robot.”
Jimmy Fallon Funny Quotes
💙 “Life is like a clam. When it opens, you gotta grab the gooey stuff.”
💙 “I could do, uh, impressions. What do we do here? I could think of something. Cut to Justin Timberlake, please. Just wink at me or something.”
💙 “Welcome to the Golden Globes! Already the TelePrompter is down, so this is a great way to start the show.”
💙 “I didn’t act like I was there. I just got into the story.”
💙 “I love British humor.”
💙 “You know, I got to see one of the Campbell’s soup paintings at somebody’s house once, and I was really psyched, but then I realized he did a zillion of them.”
💙 “Oh, John’s growing his beard—it’s winter. It’s like, come on, can’t he just wear a sweater? I mean, this isn’t the mountain times, where you need it to be warm. Wear a scarf!”
💙 “Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I’d have an excuse.”
💙 “You’re human, you’re not a bear!”
💙 “Thank you… Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it’s just like the iPhone except it can’t make calls. So basically, it’s just like the iPhone.”
💙 “Well, if I can do anything as remotely funny as this, I should do it.”
💙 “Thank you… pre-season football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering.”
💙 “When I first started growing it, it was patchy and weird looking. People with real beards would look at me and say, ‘Nice try.'”
💙 “I did the Tarzan sketch from ‘Beyond The Fringe’ with Eric Idle last year at a benefit for Dudley Moore at Carnegie Hall. I got completely into ‘Beyond The Fringe’ after that.”
💙 “Everyone’s got the Campbell’s cans. They’re everywhere. They’re like Starbucks.”
Jimmy Fallon Greatest Quotes
💙 “A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.”
💙 “It’s the biggest party of the year!”
💙 “Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one.”
💙 “I think I’d always let myself off the hook.”
💙 “Of course, we all know Matt Damon from his greatest acting role, telling Ben Affleck that he liked Batman vs. Superman. I liked it.”
💙 “You can’t reinvent the wheel.”
💙 “This is the Golden Globes, one of the few places left where America still honors the popular vote.”
💙 “I know how much work goes into every movie, every TV show, all the music, so let’s make tonight a celebration.”
💙 “Amazon did pretty well tonight. Eleven nominations. Jeff Bezos is here tonight. He actually arrived yesterday, but there was no one around to to sign for him. It’s an Amazon joke.”
💙 “We’re here! This is what happens at the Golden Globes… It’s already like a GIF. ”
💙 “I got to ‘Saturday Night Live’ where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games.”
💙 “L.A., it’s nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi.”
💙 “You might remember ‘Manchester By The Sea’ for being the only thing from 2016 that was more depressing than 2016.”
💙 “Game Of Thrones’ is nominated tonight, how great is that? The show has so many plot twists and choppy moments, a lot of people have wondered what it would’ve been like if King Joffrey had lived. Well, in 12 days, we’re gonna find out.”
💙 “Just hit your mark and believe what you say.”
The Most Famous Jimmy Fallon Quotes
💙 “I’m funnier when I’m in a bad mood.”
💙 ” The Tonight Show didn’t seem like an actual job that you could have.”
💙 “Sometimes in a movie, the lines are so perfect.”
💙 “I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive.”
💙 “Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don’t worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.”
💙 “I like talking to me. This is actually therapeutic.”
💙 “I like to annoy myself.”
💙 “Listening is more important than talking.”
💙 “I like doing energetic things.”
💙 “I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I’m going to sleep with a smile on my face. That’s my job; that’s what I do.”
💙 “I’m a glutton for punishment.”
💙 “I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, ‘I’m just tired of the snarky right now.'”
💙 “You don’t think The Tonight Show is risk free. Especially when you saw what happened with your buddy Conan O’Brien.”
💙 “I think it’s probably one of the reasons people become mailmen. You also get to drive in that vehicle that should be illegal in the United States, where the steering wheel is on the other side. They have no rules! They are the punk rock of government jobs.”
💙 “It’s like playing poker against myself. There is no way I can lose.”
💙 “New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps.”
💙 “There’s always going to be someone out there… who doesn’t believe in you or who thinks your head is too big or you’re not smart enough.”
💙 “I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal.”
💙 “I do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson’s ‘Beat It.”
Verdict:
Jimmy fallon quotes is that they are hilarious, thought-provoking, and fun. They can be used to lighten the mood, share a laugh, and inspire conversations.