Derry girls quotes from the show. Join us as we celebrate the loveable misadventures of four teenage girls living in northern ireland during the 1990s. Whether they are getting themselves into outrageous mischief or making us laugh with their witty quips, the derry girls always know how to make us smile.
Derry Girls Quotes By Season
💙 “Great stuff all together. A fitting rendition of what I consider to be the most godawful song ever written.”
“There’s just nothing that doesn’t suit me.” — Orla McCool, Derry Girls
💙 “Well, if he really likes you, it won’t matter what you wear.” — Ma Mary Quinn, Derry Girls,
💙 “Well, this prom is going to be a full-blown dick-fest.” — Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls
💙 “Feel free to kiss my hole.”
💙 “Earrings like that don’t deserve to be buried alive. It’s a sin.” — Aunt Sarah, Derry Girls,
💙 “You’re a Derry Girl now, James.”
💙 “I am a Derry Girl!” — James Maguire, Derry Girls,
💙 “You need to learn when to push back.” — Sister Michael, Derry Girls,
💙 “You stupid bloody eejit!” — Granda Joe, Derry Girls
💙 “Sometimes in order to do the right thing, you have to do the wrong thing.”
💙 “Who’s her dad? Pierce fucking Brosnan?”
💙 “I’ll never understand the point of you.”
💙 “Love women. Can’t get enough of the ladies.”
💙 “You’re a walking cack attack.”
💙 “It’s dinner she invited you round for, not an orgy.” — Granda Joe, Derry Girls
“I’ve got my own people, and we’ll show you up for the amateurs that you are.”
💙 “I don’t see why that useless drip you call a husband has to be coming.”
💙 “You’re not a tongue person, are you?”
💙 “Old people are arseholes.”
💙 “Ok, girls, who wants to do drugs?”
💙 “I can hardly parade around in just my bra, can I? I’m not Madonna.”
💙 “Life should be spontaneous.” — Ms. De Brún, Derry Girls
💙 “I don’t like to feel tied down, you know?” — Ms. De Brún, Derry Girls,
💙 “You only get one life. Don’t be afraid to live it.”
💙 “Poetry is truth, and great poetry is raw, and real, and messy, and glorious, and ugly.”
💙 “I said be sexy, not be a fucking blowfish, Erin.”
💙 “I love beer and football and poker, and you know, tits.” — James Maguire, Derry Girls
💙 “Listen, be sexy. Ok?”
💙 “Protestants hate ABBA.”
💙 “I have a set of balls, thank you very much.” — Da Gerry Quinn, Derry Girls,
💙 “Well, how do things work here? How do they work? Will one of you please explain it to me? Because sometimes I feel like I’ve gone through the fucking looking glass.”
— James Maguire, Derry Girls,
💙 “Shower of shites!”
💙 “I’m living on a knife’s edge here.” — Aunt Sarah, Derry Girls
“I’m starting to understand how Moby Dick must feel.” — Clare Devlin, Derry Girls
💙 “I am psychic, Erin. I did a course. I got a certificate.”
💙 “Before you know it, you’ll be faking your own death, assuming a new identity.”
💙 “What the actual cock are you talking about?”
💙 “Apparently, sex uses up a lot of energy.”
💙 “In this game, you need a wee bit of integrity.” — David Donnelly, Derry Girls
💙 “There is no such thing as a friendly wink.”
💙 “I’ve been thinking. Maybe time for me to lose the rest of my virginity.”
💙 “I have locked my mother in a cage designed by her own art.” — Erin Quinn, Derry Girls
💙 “You look like a fucking ball bag.”
💙 “The holy smirk, thanks be to God.”
💙 “We’re all going to get our holes kicked, and we are all in the same boat.”
💙 “Don’t be such a shower of bore bags.”
💙 “And if our dreams get broken along the way… we have to make new ones from the pieces.”
— Erin Quinn ,Derry Girls,
💙 “There’s a part of me that wishes everything could just stay the same. That we could all just stay like this forever. There’s a part of me that really doesn’t want to grow up. ”
— Erin Quinn, Derry Girls,
💙 “Jesus, if she was chocolate she’d eat herself.” — Ma Mary Quinn, Derry Girls
💙 “There’s nothing you can’t do, love. Nothing.” — Da Gerry Quinn, Derry Girls,
💙 “Das are in the pockets of mas.” — Michelle Mallon, Derry Girls,
💙 “Clare: You’ve dragged me down to your level, your stupidity has finally rubbed off on me. I was a scholar when I met you Erin, a scholar!
Erin: You were three!” — Clare Devlin, Derry Girls,
Final Thoughts
The derry girls quotes are hilarious and always bring a smile to your face. They are full of wit and charm and provide a unique perspective on life. The characters are relatable and the dialogue is clever and well-written.